Everyone decided to wait for the next bus.
The FIrst Annual Clay Pride Parade.
Nobody just walks into Mordor. They provide free shuttle service.
"If you kids don't shut up I will turn this chariot around and drive us all straight back to HELL!"
And STILL TSA claims the scanners are harmless.
After losing the landmark court case, â€œMole-People v. North Poleâ€, Santa was forced to become an equal opportunity employer.
Tim Burton's "Gumby".
there aren't enough preciouses to go around
You'd think a chariot to the underworld would at least have some damned cupholders.
Uh, I think there's been some kind of mistake. We were supposed to go in a handbasket.
It runs on good old fashioned nightmare fuel.
Cast and crew of Survivor: Chernobyl.
Tim Burton remakes The Grapes of Wrath
â€œI think the hottie on the right is flirting with me.â€ â€œSheâ€™s picking bugs off her baby and eating them.â€ â€œYeah, but sheâ€™s looking at me the whole time and licking her lips. I'm gonna ask her out.â€
â€œI donâ€™t care if itâ€™s culturally insensitive. The Pigmy float at the Rose Parade absolutely sucked this year.â€