“You both know the rules. First one to sober up loses.â€
Mario!!!Sure, it looks bad ass. Then you find out it started as Kirk vs. Piccard argument.
MalaclipsIf only their parents had worn that much protection years earlier, this all could have been averted.
Mario!!!I wish cracked would stop taking pictures off of my facebook
metsfanI see we've decided to allow natural selection to take its course again.
bcandersHey Canada! We just made hockey awesome.
bcandersThe battle to end all battles that would determine the fate of all mankind paused for a moment because a car was coming.
YouphemismIt starts with an idea, then a few grams of coke take it to a whole new level.
Mario!!!As bad as this is, Americans will STILL watch this over soccer.
MattBlackWhen you finally find the one you're meant to kill, you'll know.
MarkJ.Lucas"This is CINCINNATI!!!"
GlorpinatorAny sport where the referee can drink a beer while officiating is automatically awesome.
MrBillESQ"I'm going to pound you so hard you won't walk straight for a week! That didn't come out right did it?"
hadleydb"Damn it, Steven! It's pivot, thrust, twirl, lunge! Not pivot, twirl, thrust, lunge! We'll never be the next American Gladiators with those moves!
SonOfSanta"You know, when I said I wanted to get hammered earlier, this isn't what I meant at all!"
Glorpinator