Dog fighting in Ireland is done a little differently.

The Dog Whisperer doesn't talk much about his brother

When "whispering" doesn't keep the fucking dog off the couch...

By Rocky XXIII, Mr. Balboa was clearly running out of challenging foes to face off against.

Huh.... and I thought "Box the dog" was a euphemism for masturbation.

"Did you just call my wife a bitch?!"

If this is your first competition with the Kennel Club.. You have to fight.

Unfortunately for Jim the dog was a PETA member undercover.

The first rule of Fight Pup is, you do not talk about Fight Pup. The second rule of Fight Pup is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Pup...

No, Mama. Old Yeller's my dog. I'll do it. (20 minutes later) Shoulda brought the gun.

Korean street vendors don't appreciate when you play with your food.

"It's not the size of the dog in a fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Also, it helps when you're a boxer."

"Scoop your own poop, bitch!"

"Alright, so that's the end of "The Fighter". Next up, "Black Swan". Ginger, where'd you put your tutu?"

I've had it with the Dingo references. I didn't eat anybody's baby!