In Soviet Russia, suit picks you up from cleaners on way to work.

it took Edward 10 years to notice his father had ran out on him

Schroedinger's coat.

It's about time they built a commemorative statue to the Bush/Cheney presidency.

Having ones nightmares cast in bronze is a highly effective way of overcoming them.

Somebody took the lab coat off the world's tallest doctor, and the ruse was revealed.

"Rosie, I've a feeling we're not in Rapture anymore."

In this parallel universe, tailors are considered the greatest heroes of all.

Proving that his imaginary friend was real was easy. Explaining why he was naked before would be the real challenge.

After a horrible bio-nuclear accident rendered him invisible, Andre the Giant faked his own death with the help of the British government, and now fights terrorism alongside Agent Nigel of MI6.

After Doug made a statue of Paul Revere's famous ride, it was brought to his attention that he should have brushed up on his history first.

"Seriously, pull my finger. I'm riding the last guy who didn't."

Bernie Madoff: riding on the shoulders of the biggest Law Suit ever!

"No, no, no... It's all right. He's my Secretariat."

"Jeeves, follow that lovely lady on her chamber maid."