In Soviet Russia, suit picks you up from cleaners on way to work.
puppy528it took Edward 10 years to notice his father had ran out on him
sgt.saltSchroedinger's coat.
HeythatrhymesIt's about time they built a commemorative statue to the Bush/Cheney presidency.
sephiroth3Having ones nightmares cast in bronze is a highly effective way of overcoming them.
87gnSomebody took the lab coat off the world's tallest doctor, and the ruse was revealed.
WarrenMockles"Rosie, I've a feeling we're not in Rapture anymore."
GlorpinatorIn this parallel universe, tailors are considered the greatest heroes of all.
AlainaHammondProving that his imaginary friend was real was easy. Explaining why he was naked before would be the real challenge.
DizzleDrizzleAfter a horrible bio-nuclear accident rendered him invisible, Andre the Giant faked his own death with the help of the British government, and now fights terrorism alongside Agent Nigel of MI6.
billfoldAfter Doug made a statue of Paul Revere's famous ride, it was brought to his attention that he should have brushed up on his history first.
Pieter"Seriously, pull my finger. I'm riding the last guy who didn't."
hadleydbBernie Madoff: riding on the shoulders of the biggest Law Suit ever!
Rhymenstein"No, no, no... It's all right. He's my Secretariat."
Thomas Calnan"Jeeves, follow that lovely lady on her chamber maid."
Mario!!!