Needless to say, Mom wasn't allowed to do puppet shows at the school carnival anymore
metsfanShe's an excellent ventriloquist. You can't even see her lips move.
Mothra24Worst. Quantum leap. Ever.
ZombiecrossHe left the seat up.
HeythatrhymesShe warned him that if he didn’t get his head out of his ass, she would put her foot up it. Oh boy, was he surprised to discover she didn’t mean up his ass.
Mario!!!We'll see your foot-binding, China, and we'll raise you.
bcandersAnother stunt in the Spiderman musical goes horribly wrong.
RevolutionTimeNever, NEVER, call a Denny's waitress a "serving wench."
HMS_Ford“I know it’s funny, but this is a professional rehab center. So will everyone please stop giving Ms. Lohan mannequins while she’s detoxing.â€
Mario!!!I'll take that in a size 9, please.
Mothra24Her feet smell ... with their noses
bcandersOddly enough, his name was Dr. Scholl.
Thomas Calnan"Well, well, well James. It would appear that two heads are better then- A DYSFUNCTIONAL LYING SCOUNDREL OF A HUSBAND!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
ThePoopTeresa and Trevor were the most awkward case of conjoined twins ever seen by doctors.
Mothra24I didn't think she was being literal when she said,"I'm gonna put my fucking foot down your throat."
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