Craptions Classics February 21, 2011

"Fuck, I should've put on the shirt FIRST."

William Chase Mitchel

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Eric always felt self-conscious because one of his balls was smaller than the other.

Thomas Calnan

I’ve heard of a brain fart, but I never thought I would actually see one.

Mario!!!

Seems like a lot of work just to burn ants.

foxyfalcon

I'm not surprised that his thought balloons are empty.

Malaclips

I'm thinking of a number between seven and nine. What is it?

williwan

Juggling: You're doing it wrong.

Mothra24

After Mummy Returns flopped Imhotep had to take any gig he could get

iantendo

16-year old Mary stopped dead in her tracks. It was him. It was finally him, after all this time. This was the man who would totally piss off her father.

MarkJ.Lucas

One of the more PG returns for the google search "balancing two balls on a gay man's head."

devinabney

Tragedy struck jim once the sun reached high noon.

terribagel

Pictures from the misspent youth of Mr. Clean.

Mothra24

Everyone took their money back when he took a bow, and the balls stayed right where they were.

Malaclips

His Indian name is "Shames His Parents".

Mothra24

Don't you hate it when you are doing delicate expensive glass balance street performance tricks, and some kid just took $50 from your money hat?

Bator
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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