"Rogaine's a hell of a drug."
They had been conditioned for the attack. And also shampooed.
Even the Wookies have gay pride parades.
"OK, who watered the Ewoks?"
All well and good until they're attacked by a gum cannon.
"You know what I say? If you're trying to piss off PETA, then make sure you REALLY piss them off."
At first I was upset, but Iâ€™m starting to understand why Harrison Ford is done with the Star Wars franchise.
If they walk erect for more than four hours they have to call a doctor.
Cousins That, This, Them, and Those
Look, it's a group of abonib... abummid.. Look, it's a group of yetis!
China never really respected Nepal's elite tactical unit - The Fuzzy Wuzzums.
So this is what a Nerf-herder is?
"Don't worry son, they're more scared of you than you are of them."
The annual Wooly Bully migration is an amazing event and rivals the infamous Surfin' Bird longboard mating ritual in its spectacle.
Every one thought the visiting alien race looked adorable, until they realized they were walking around naked.