Sorry, we don't have a kids menu... legal reasons.

Uhhh, I didn't order any sauce on my hug.

Sadly, this business failed. They just couldn't compete with "Orgy Pizzeria"

Just make sure the sandwich is wearing a condiment.

"Damnit team, we're never going to make any money if you keep using all the product."

Eh, I think I'm more in the mood for the Handjob Bistro.

I say we legalize hugs and then tax them

Yeah, they're "Fresh Baked" all right.

I'll take one bear hug with a side of cop-a-cheap-feel. Hold the ass-grab.

and THAT was the second time I got VD.

"Hey! Who invited Sloppy Joe?!"

“Just don’t order his foot-long sausage and meatball hug, or you’ll be walking funny for a week.”

"Come on sweetheart! Why do you think it's called a 'pulled pork' sandwich?!"

“BJ’s down the road is WAY better!”

O yeah, they do it here and it's "inspirational". I do the same thing at a nude beach and I get arrested.