After every performance, various parts of Lady Gaga must be replaced.CavalierX
"WHOA!! Now stop that. That's the kind of shit that got us fired from Macy's in the first place!"Thomas Calnan
You. Complete. Me.... No, that's a request.Heythatrhymes
After my 6th birthday, my dad wasn't allowed to buy the pinatas anymore.Malaclips
"Quick, touch them up and put the wigs back on, Jersey Shore doesn't make itself!"Ceveron
Phil couldn't afford a fancy Valentine's day gift. He was broke.Thomas Calnan
So I've basically counted up and added all parts involved. This pretty much qualifies as the first ever two-and-one-half-some.ThePoop
Having no arms and no hair is no problem when it comes to getting a man, so long as you still know how to use your fabulous tits.Mario!!!
Awwww...He went to Jared!jtklove
Love is a Many Splintered ThingMothra24
VH1 Behind the Commercials: The Fall of the Old Navy Mannequinsjtklove
â€œDuct tape! We need much more duct tape!â€Mario!!!
Breaking up IS hard to do...Mothra24
They're not threatening... they're totally unarmed! (I am SO sorry)Mothra24
â€œTearing my arms off and pinching my nipples is fine, but no kissing on the lips.â€Mario!!!