After every performance, various parts of Lady Gaga must be replaced.

"WHOA!! Now stop that. That's the kind of shit that got us fired from Macy's in the first place!"

You. Complete. Me.... No, that's a request.

After my 6th birthday, my dad wasn't allowed to buy the pinatas anymore.

"Quick, touch them up and put the wigs back on, Jersey Shore doesn't make itself!"

Phil couldn't afford a fancy Valentine's day gift. He was broke.

So I've basically counted up and added all parts involved. This pretty much qualifies as the first ever two-and-one-half-some.

Having no arms and no hair is no problem when it comes to getting a man, so long as you still know how to use your fabulous tits.

Awwww...He went to Jared!

Love is a Many Splintered Thing

VH1 Behind the Commercials: The Fall of the Old Navy Mannequins

“Duct tape! We need much more duct tape!”

Breaking up IS hard to do...

They're not threatening... they're totally unarmed! (I am SO sorry)

“Tearing my arms off and pinching my nipples is fine, but no kissing on the lips.”