Science finally proves that absolutely nothing can make a Prius cool.

I don't know what's more awesome: The explosion, or the security guard who acts like this is a daily occurence.

"YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS... THIS DRIVING EXAM!!"

Not surprisingly, cars powered by an external combustion engine never caught on with the public.

It was official. Steve did not know how to change a tire.

"At Pizza Hut we cook your pizza while delivering it. For that fresh out of the oven experience."

BMW's Hindenwagen wasn't a big seller.

The A/C doesn't work too well, but the heater is fucking amazing!

"And yet the cup holder somehow keeps my beverages ice cold!!"

Only YOU can prevent Subaru Forester Fires.

Toyota is beginning to think that the recent government investigations into their safety issues may be rigged.

And the insurance got out of paying because they called it an Act of God. Hephaestus to be exact.

I think it's finally time to take away Grandma's driver's license.

*sigh* Why did we hire Michael Bay to run our valet service?

"Infinite Improbability Drive? I wonder what this d..."