It's just what Arizona always feared...the immigrants have evolved.

"Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea...But Pepe the Flaming Puerto Rican lived in Queens..."

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That's nothing. The last time I was in Mexico and ate some bad shrimp, I was shooting fire out of BOTH ends.

Real men smoke methane cigarettes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never...OHHMYYYGOOOODDDDD!!!!!

Warning, side effects may include nasuea, vomiting, cramps, blurry vision, fiery hell breath, constipation, irratibility...

Its so hot outside you can see your breath.

I'm not certain this was covered in that Pepto Bismol jingle.

Around here, we fight fire with this guy.

Paul wasn't just gay, he was totally flaming.

"No time for goggling at street performers Jenkins, we have to find that arsonist fast, before he skips town."

FINISH HIM!

Luckily he's not flammable... He's retardant.

Lighting farts at home is fun, but beware of a possible latent backdraft that may occur when you least expect it.