Steve just knew he would be picked last for wrestling again.

Some days, he just likes to sit there and make the statues feel inadequate.

"Baby, I'm not small ... that's just erosion!"

They thought it was a gang bang but Medusa had other ideas

Apparently the rumour about big feet is NOT true.

After having sex with the first four statues, Alan decided to take a quick break

Achilles' heel was actually the second least impressive part of his body.

Sterodius - The God of Shrinkage

The statues represent what women want. The man on the ground represents what we actually get.

Worst sundial ever!

Gary liked hanging out here. Even though the Adonis statues had him beat in overall physique, their obvious shortcomings made him feel like quite the stallion.

I wouldn't sit under that fountain if I were you, mate.

Statues of Limitations

♫ ♫ “1 little, 2 little, 3 little penises. 4 little, 5 little, 6 little penises. 7 little, 8 little, 9 little penises. Crap, I think I’m gay.” ♫♫

Penus De Milo