Steve just knew he would be picked last for wrestling again.
metsfanSome days, he just likes to sit there and make the statues feel inadequate.
Malaclips"Baby, I'm not small ... that's just erosion!"
RedwayThey thought it was a gang bang but Medusa had other ideas
burnsabowlApparently the rumour about big feet is NOT true.
Thomas CalnanAfter having sex with the first four statues, Alan decided to take a quick break
metsfanAchilles' heel was actually the second least impressive part of his body.
Thomas CalnanSterodius - The God of Shrinkage
Chris BerglundThe statues represent what women want. The man on the ground represents what we actually get.
jtkloveWorst sundial ever!
foxyfalconGary liked hanging out here. Even though the Adonis statues had him beat in overall physique, their obvious shortcomings made him feel like quite the stallion.
Mario!!!I wouldn't sit under that fountain if I were you, mate.
WonkypopsStatues of Limitations
satanity♫ ♫ “1 little, 2 little, 3 little penises. 4 little, 5 little, 6 little penises. 7 little, 8 little, 9 little penises. Crap, I think I’m gay.†♫♫
Mario!!!Penus De Milo
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