Why do all my dreams end up on the craption contest?

"Alright ladies, we got some unrealistic male expectations to create."

You think this is hot, just wait until you see the robot they combine into

They could shoot into the crowd and it would still make a better halftime show than the Black Eyed Peas

I will NOT submit a craption relating to whacking off... But my submissions will have to wait until I'm done whacking off.

The Japanese military prepares to board the flying tentacle ship.

Don't you just hate it when someone shows up with the same outfit as you?

The Real Housewives of Gears of War

...and five minutes later, I was able to compose myself and write a craption.

If you think they are dangerous now, wait until they get behind the wheel of a car.

As the threat from North Korea grew, Japan insisted that they finally be allowed to raise an army of their own. The world eventually agreed, but with some very unusual conditions.

I am now officially out of 'ammo'.

Later that weekend, their cycles synchronized, and 6 people were killed.

Japan's version of the NRA really knows how to run a membership drive.

Charlie's Asians.