Craptions Classics February 06, 2011

This is not what I meant by launching a music career.

MattBlack

Other Craptions

This battle of the bands just got way more exciting.

Mario!!!

Soon they'll B flat.

Thomas Calnan

Fling us along, I'm a piano, man.

savinator

It was immediately apparent which division of the army Elton John fought in.

Zombiecross

THIS is how we get music back into our schools.

DizzleDrizzle

That's what you get when you learn everything about defense from cartoons and Monty Python...

ArtyMorty

What began as an innocent dueling pianos act quickly escalated into a violent full blown piano war.

satanity

Angry Piano's just wasn't as good of a game.

hadleydb

From the company that brought you Lawn Darts.

DizzleDrizzle

The dream of every 10-year-old who's ever been forced to take piano lessons

CaptainTaneil

"A baby grand crashing through their house will teach them to NEVER fuck with Ludwig Van Beethoven again."

Mario!!!

These people are going to get some culture whether they like it or not. Load the first piano!

Kamikaze Phoenix

That's not nearly as impressive as the ballista that fires pipe organs.

MattBlack

Beethoven's method became far more erratic after he went deaf.

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