This is not what I meant by launching a music career.

This battle of the bands just got way more exciting.

Soon they'll B flat.

Fling us along, I'm a piano, man.

It was immediately apparent which division of the army Elton John fought in.

THIS is how we get music back into our schools.

That's what you get when you learn everything about defense from cartoons and Monty Python...

What began as an innocent dueling pianos act quickly escalated into a violent full blown piano war.

Angry Piano's just wasn't as good of a game.

From the company that brought you Lawn Darts.

"A baby grand crashing through their house will teach them to NEVER fuck with Ludwig Van Beethoven again."

The dream of every 10-year-old who's ever been forced to take piano lessons

These people are going to get some culture whether they like it or not. Load the first piano!

That's not nearly as impressive as the ballista that fires pipe organs.

Beethoven's method became far more erratic after he went deaf.