Next I'd like to play you a little something I call "12 O'clock".

Needs more cowbell.

Amish heavy metal is...well, different.

This year's Superbowl halftime show was going to be awesome, but then this guy canceled and they got the Black Eyed Peas instead.

Play Freebird!

It may seem over the top but I like to know when dinner is ready, damn it.

"NO, I CAN'T PLAY THE SONG FROM THE CANTINA SO STOP ASKING!"

The Liberty Bell was actually cracked during a Ben Franklin jam session.

The Addams Family proudly presents Lurch in "You Rang?" live in concert.

Dude! You can get a Casio that has a little button that does the same thing.

After the tragedy, the fire marshal said he had know idea why hundreds of people would ignore the fire alarm.

I really don't understand Catholic mass.

♬ Hark, all the bells, Welcome to Hell. All seem to say, "Throw hope away." Blood starts to boil, In pain you toil. Red gushes fast, Flying out your ass. From ev'rywhere, Filling the air. Satan is here, Satan is here. ♬

When a bell rings an angel gets its wings. When this thing sounds an angel get savagely beaten and set on fire.

They shouldn't have let Ray Charles build his own piano.