"No Ma. He's my dog. I'll vaporize him."

"Talk? No, Mr. Wilson, I expect you to die."

"I'll see you and your two story tree house in hell, Jenson..."

"Shut up mom, I already have four stars and the cops don't give up at that point."

Rambo had a pretty normal childhood.

Michael Bay's "Old Yeller"

"Lunch money? Hahahahahaha... No I don't have any lunch money today, Randy.... But I did manage to bring ONE OF THESE!!"

"Little Joey from down the block just called. He wants to know if we would like a free t-shirt?"

RPG-willickers.

The first time i shot a load was very different.

And that's how Johnny earned his Total Destruction merit badge.

At first it helped a little, but in the end Timmy still had a small penis.

“Jesus Christ, kid! Fine, I’ll take you to McDonalds.”

“I want my two dollars!”

"Well honey, he needs a bazooka. Kids can't aim worth shit."