“When we finally found the fountain of youth, none of us dared to drink from it.â€
satanityMichelangelo finished this sculpture prematurely.
Thomas CalnanThis is a statue of Ipisalot, who in Greek mythology chose the worst possible time to look at Medusa.
MalaclipsAphrodite was upset, but Poseidon explained it had been a long time and it happened to a lot of guys, and really it was a compliment.
RodneyHardman'Scuse me, while I piss the sky
DrAlleconAmerica felt they had to turn down France's first gift.
Thomas CalnanDamn, can you imagine what he'd do to Uranus?
jonnytPisseidon
GaseousClaystoned and horny, I know how he feels...
bubblebrainR. Kelly's backyard.
DizzleDrizzleWhat's that Zeus wasn't pissed? Oh, he was pissing. Why couldn't you tell us that before we sacrificed all our virgins?
alchemylordPeeWorld was soon closed down for health code violations.
Kamikaze PhoenixNever stand at the urinal next to Zeus. Lesson learned.
RodneyHardmanHe just saw the Statue of Liberty with the robe off.
Julius_Goat