At that moment Superman realized the complications involved in reintering the atmosphere.

Tommorow's Headline: Flag burns Man, Senate to have commitee hearing.

Pat doesn't know it yet, but we've secretly replaced his pool water with gasoline. Let's see if he notices...

The Human Torch was determind to have an Oscar, even if it meant stealing the biggest one in the world.

...But Heaven didn't want him.

Impressive as it was, Paul began to wonder whether Jane had read this Karma Sutra move correctly or not...

"Flame on! Oh shit, flame off, flame off!"

But the insurance company never believed his "was-walking-naked-till-a-flaming-guy-landed-on-me" story.

NASA employees stand at attention and welcome the first astronaut home.

News Headline: "FLAMER GETS HIGH AND GOES DOWN ON POOL BOY"

Jesus: So when I go back to earth, can I be on fire and shit.
God: Fuck yeah. As long as you don't touch my stash. And by stash I mean mustache.
Jesus: Fuck you, dad.

The funny part is, they drained the pool the other day.