Things not to get caught doing during a nuclear blast.
cireoneSure, I've got some skeletons in my closet. And my skeletons have some skeletons in their closets.
Thomas CalnanAfter hilarious trial and error, people eventually figured out how to milk animals.
mbaconAfter this, the goat was relieved when God created Eve.
krishnasookThis looks familiar.... wait, that came out wrong.
Thomas CalnanAn uncomfortable silence fell over Mrs. Russell's grade 2 field trip as they entered the hall of awkward deaths.
bcandersThis was one case Scooby and the gang chose not to solve.
mbaconOk, Jim, why don't you tell me what you THINK a petting zoo is.
bcandersWe get it Cracked, you went to a museum last November. Get over it.
metsfanYou can lead a goat to your crotch, but you can’t make him lick it.
Mario!!!These two never made it to the ark
bcanders"Kind of a weird wedding present, Dave."
jtklove5 to 1 odds this is from a dig site in Alabama.
RodneyHardmanThousand of years later, the fossilized remains of Charlie Sheen were fount intact.
BackinblackContrary to popular belief goats won't eat just anything.
Thomas Calnan