The extendo-grab failed to catch Cathy's mother in time

Translated - "Milkman so friend. After bridge fall is little girl hat. Yo-yo trick."

Bathroom gender signs are a little confusing in Japan.

Japan is grossly overstaffed.

Due to an unfortunate typo, this was prosecuted as a hat crime.

On Take Your Daughter To Work Day, young Rose finally learns why all her new clothes have blood stains.

I don't know, Japan - that seems like a difficult way to fish.

The long arm of the law only reaches so far. Her sister’s hat was saved. Her sister, not so much.

In America that girl can get her own F-ing hat.

So, Jill, you say Jack "fell".

GO GO Gadget: Hat Snatch!

Translation: It is against federal law to inform the round eyes that we put up stuff like this to fuck with their heads.

That one's too young, pal, you should throw it back.

Those are the weirdest baby changing table instructions I've ever seen.

In Japan Marry Poppins is a horror movie.