See, this is why nerds and rednecks shouldn't breed.

Everybody knew sooner or later NASA will have to take budget cuts.

Capital punishment just got AWESOME

"…and this is the last picture of your Uncle Pete. They named a paint color after him."

Good thing he wore that safety suit for, you know...safety.

Science may not be able to cure cancer but it can definitely cure stupid.

Good planning. They already have the police tape up.

The scientists were surprised to learn that their experimental rocket powered centrifuge often separated urine and fecal matter from their test subjects.

There were actually 3 Wright brothers, buuuut...

Where we're going, we don't need roads. Just emergency doctors.

I want to ridicule this, I really do, but there's a part of me that keeps saying "That is fuckin' awesome." Well, except for the goofy red suit.

Darwin Awards: The Ride

"Please stop" is like the funniest joke in the world to the operator

This reminds me of the day when I biked home from the Tuscon chili cook off.

"Your IQ must be this low to ride."