Always check what's on the other side of the glory hole. ALWAYS.ThePoop
History got it all backwards. George Washinton's teeth were real. It was the rest of his head that was made of wood.Malaclips
Grandpa I understand you miss grandma but this is getting weird.foxyfalcon
I'll bet you anything that my first blowjob was worse than yourszulu
Be sure to brush your nightmares twice a day.MrBillESQ
Pac Man does not translate to real world very well...Rhymenstein
Most people are a little freaked out when actually see the Tooth Fairy.Mario!!!
I want the old Muppets backCaptainTaneil
4 out of 5 dentists recommend running the fuck away from this thing to their patients who can run.Mario!!!
"Want to play a game? This room will fill with poisonous gas in a minute. Put your nuts here if you want the key to the door."Pajaroto
hmmm... wood, head and a mouth... nope, I've got nothingiantendo
This is what happens when you undo Joan Rivers plastic surgeryCeriphinz
The solution to America's sex offender problem.DizzleDrizzle
With Super Poligrip, you can scare the shit out of your Grandpa with his own teeth and be confident that it will hold up longer and stronger than his heart will.satanity
"Looks like you might have H.R.Gingivitis..."Kamikaze Phoenix