Always check what's on the other side of the glory hole. ALWAYS.
History got it all backwards. George Washinton's teeth were real. It was the rest of his head that was made of wood.
Grandpa I understand you miss grandma but this is getting weird.
I'll bet you anything that my first blowjob was worse than yours
Be sure to brush your nightmares twice a day.
Pac Man does not translate to real world very well...
Most people are a little freaked out when actually see the Tooth Fairy.
I want the old Muppets back
"Want to play a game? This room will fill with poisonous gas in a minute. Put your nuts here if you want the key to the door."
4 out of 5 dentists recommend running the fuck away from this thing to their patients who can run.
hmmm... wood, head and a mouth... nope, I've got nothing
This is what happens when you undo Joan Rivers plastic surgery
The solution to America's sex offender problem.
With Super Poligrip, you can scare the shit out of your Grandpa with his own teeth and be confident that it will hold up longer and stronger than his heart will.
"Looks like you might have H.R.Gingivitis..."