China started taking payment's on America's debt in installments...
Joey_09876Suddenly realizing she was actually in New Jersey, Lady Liberty took drastic measures to escape.
MrBillESQChrist, Glenn. Can't you just come to work in a Prius like the rest of us?
AbaddonalphaYou can always tell which tourists are American.
Kill_By_DethLater that day it crashed into Mount Rushmore, killing five. It was referred to as the most patriotic tragedy ever.
Thomas Calnan"My god, it's what we've always feared! We can't let her get away! Launch the Washington Monument!"
Thomas CalnanThrough resourcefulness and a complete disregard for physics, Charleton Heston eventually made it off the Planet of the Apes.
mbaconMeanwhile at the Department of Defense, one hundred "I told you so's" echo through out the halls at the French secret weapon "gift"
MaslowThus marked the day terrorists became comic book villains.
mbaconWhy does it say "Made in China"?
87gn"Hey look, I can see the statue of liberty from up here!"
fantastic_richBlimp my ride
iantendoSee? I told you they'd let us into America if we came in this.
MintConditionUnknown Fact: The Statue of Liberty heads South every Winter.
hadleydbIronically, flying this symbol of freedom landed him directly into police custody.
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