After His fall, the Dark Lord Sauron was forced to swallow his pride and find work wherever he could
jokerswild312Of course it's safe, we have a fence up and everything.
RockoutIt's a ride for the retardant kids.
Thomas CalnanWhatever religion this is I'm fucking joining
TheSicilianAnd yet, I can't smoke in a bar.
jtkloveYou've heard of a water park, right? Well...
williwan"Build me an circus worthy of Mordor..."
SharktopusI wish more people would set their art on fire.
Mario!!!Because jump castles are for pussies.
DiasdiemSauron may have been evil, but Mordor did have on site child care provided.
GaseousClayWith a rumble, Satan rose to the surface, presented his 4 tickets to the carny at the front of the line, and rode the Tea Cup ride for hours.
bcandersJust put some wood chips down. They'll be fine.
SharktopusThis jungle gym goes to 11.
BackinblackPrior to the trilogy, Tolkien wrote the children's book "The Balrog Goes To The Fair"
MalaclipsOh crap - there goes Grandpa again, talking about how rough playgrounds were when he was a kid
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