Craptions Classics July 08, 2006

"FOR THE HORDE!"

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Officer: The clones are ready sir.
General: Did you make one fat?
Officer: Yes, just as you asked.
General: Gooooooood.

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Hey look, there's a midget in there.

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Not to be beaten by the Flash animation of the kittens singing Led Zepplin's Immigrant song, Fatchicksinpartyhats.com put forward their own version.

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The lesser known "Running of the Brides"

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