"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is eternal damnation..."

The song failed to mention what ELSE happened while the Devil was in Georgia.

Well, it's a good thing they didn't show his dong. Otherwise, that would have been, you know, weird.

Lucifer, Lord of all Unholy lasted about three days on the set of Jackass.

Jesus could turn water into wine... and piss into blood.

Sometimes even Satan forgets his safe word.

Who knew "Kicking the Serpent out of Eden" was actually a dick joke?

Next on The Afterlife's Funniest Home Videos.

Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

How Mel Gibson pictures the Jews.

Walmart takes shoplifting VERY seriously.

Ironically, he's on angel dust.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings... every time you fart, this shit happens...

Indisputable PROOF that God is a woman.

David Wong's new translation of the Bible is creating quite the buzz.