"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is eternal damnation..."
ThePoopThe song failed to mention what ELSE happened while the Devil was in Georgia.
spectre_vampireWell, it's a good thing they didn't show his dong. Otherwise, that would have been, you know, weird.
alphakennybuddyLucifer, Lord of all Unholy lasted about three days on the set of Jackass.
ThePoopJesus could turn water into wine... and piss into blood.
Thomas CalnanSometimes even Satan forgets his safe word.
tAintMyFaultWho knew "Kicking the Serpent out of Eden" was actually a dick joke?
thelemabotNext on The Afterlife's Funniest Home Videos.
GaseousClayRule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
ericgrossHow Mel Gibson pictures the Jews.
BackinblackWalmart takes shoplifting VERY seriously.
jakflakIronically, he's on angel dust.
spectre_vampireEvery time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings... every time you fart, this shit happens...
BackinblackIndisputable PROOF that God is a woman.
ZombiecrossDavid Wong's new translation of the Bible is creating quite the buzz.
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