NOBODY expects the Imperial Inquisition!
"Is Pimp Vader gonna have to Force choke a bitch?"
"I dressed as the two things that scared me most as a child."
Star Wars: A New Pope
The new Pope stunned the Catholic world, first with his attire, and then with his first edict: "may divorce be with you."
Hi, I am Nigerian Lord Vader. Recently I have been cheated out of a vast amount of money by the new Prince Palpatine. I have taken refuge in a neighboring country, but all I ask for is a deposit of 18 trillion dollars....
I am your father... your son, and your Holy ghost
Jedi Knight takes Bishop. Check mate. White wins.
I'd laugh, but you know, the strangling.
If he tries to show you his imperial "probe" droid, just run.
The Pope of Scientology
Never let your grandmother make your Comic Con outfit.
"You know Yoda and Grievous and Windu and Darth Maul...but do you recall...the most famous Jedi of all?"
"Luke! I am your creepy uncle!.... Keep this between you and me, alright buddy.."