NOBODY expects the Imperial Inquisition!
Mothra24"Is Pimp Vader gonna have to Force choke a bitch?"
Jeff Kelly"I dressed as the two things that scared me most as a child."
William Chase MitchelStar Wars: A New Pope
hadleydbThe new Pope stunned the Catholic world, first with his attire, and then with his first edict: "may divorce be with you."
jonnytHi, I am Nigerian Lord Vader. Recently I have been cheated out of a vast amount of money by the new Prince Palpatine. I have taken refuge in a neighboring country, but all I ask for is a deposit of 18 trillion dollars....
ThePoopI am your father... your son, and your Holy ghost
iantendoHoly Sith!
RhymensteinJedi Knight takes Bishop. Check mate. White wins.
Thomas CalnanI'd laugh, but you know, the strangling.
Kill_By_DethIf he tries to show you his imperial "probe" droid, just run.
GaseousClayThe Pope of Scientology
ZombiecrossNever let your grandmother make your Comic Con outfit.
tAintMyFault"Luke! I am your creepy uncle!.... Keep this between you and me, alright buddy.."
ThePoop"You know Yoda and Grievous and Windu and Darth Maul...but do you recall...the most famous Jedi of all?"
Kamikaze Phoenix