Big Bird doesn't like to talk about his brother. No one knows why.

Sesame Streetwalker

His fried chicken recipe with 11 herbs and spices wasn't the only secret that Colonel Sanders tried to keep from the public.

Hi! I'm a Scientologist.... Wait! Don't go!

I got no pimp. This chicken is free range.

The women are actually safe. He just wants to have sex with that car.

They never did tell the story of Big Birds mother. She stood on the corner of Sesame Street every day, doing whatever it took to make sure her son wouldn't go hungry.

By the time Mardis Gras partygoers realized that Tracy was actually on fire, it was too late.

With the raw power of steroids, Carrot Top evolves yet again.

The distant cousin of the now extinct dodo, the dildo.

She's got eggs, and she knows how to use them.

Kate Perry's next episode of Sesame Street didn't fare much better.

You know the nightmare where you are walking in the street with no pants on? It can get worse.

"Hey! Weren't you outside of my coffee shop?"

Candy suddenly froze: She wasn't in the nightclub anymore, and this certainly wasn't Las Vegas.