Craptions Classics January 15, 2011

"Young Miss, you have a divine right... And your left isn't too bad either."

AssHolyroller

Other Craptions

I'm just glad we have a priest looking at girls for once.

FrankSterling

Later that day he delivered a sermon on her mounds.

Thomas Calnan

Moses parted the seas... and I shall part the D's. So sayeth the lord.

williwan

First came the Stone Age, then came the Iron Age, and then came the Cleav-Age.

Redway

Her chastity belt never mentioned anything about her tits.

MagikSlippers

A Vow of Chastity doesn't mean you can't get a good Motorboat once in a while.

Redway

Proof opposites attract: Every time she kneels, his rises.

satanity

"James. Saint James...."

ThePoop

Bishop takes Queen

OminousKevin

"Duck, duck, duck, duck....ah hell, this is pointless."

dpollok

Sweet dreams are made of these?

HMS_Ford

He's sneakier than you think: he's actually checking out her ass.

Pieter

A truly titillating performance. A Bust See. Two nipples up. The Aereola of Rock & Rolla.

ElSidGroo
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