After finally arriving to the center of the Earth, the crew found Steve. Apparently he runs shit down there.

Some people overreact when they see a spider crawling on the ceiling.

When man invented fire, he invented the hell out of it.

Well, that ozone layer isn't going to deplete itself.

We told him that sleeping in a tent would keep the bugs off him, but he insisted that this way was more exciting...

Authorities are reporting yet another mysterious massive bird death....

Jake can't sleep without his night light.

Yet when he's on the internet, he is very kind and not confrontational at all.

You should always be comfortable, even when doing something psychotic.

Well, technically yes, he IS a flamer, but he doesn't LOOK gay.

In the end, the only thing that mattered is that I didn't leave any fingerprints.

"...And THAT is how fireflies are born! Any questions?"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

"Not the blow job I had in mind," thought Trevor.

"Take that, stupid moon!"