After finally arriving to the center of the Earth, the crew found Steve. Apparently he runs shit down there.
ThePoopSome people overreact when they see a spider crawling on the ceiling.
RodneyHardmanWhen man invented fire, he invented the hell out of it.
HMS_FordWell, that ozone layer isn't going to deplete itself.
AbaddonalphaWe told him that sleeping in a tent would keep the bugs off him, but he insisted that this way was more exciting...
Kamikaze PhoenixAuthorities are reporting yet another mysterious massive bird death....
zbeebsJake can't sleep without his night light.
jtkloveYet when he's on the internet, he is very kind and not confrontational at all.
Mr.ExcaliburYou should always be comfortable, even when doing something psychotic.
HMS_FordWell, technically yes, he IS a flamer, but he doesn't LOOK gay.
87gnIn the end, the only thing that mattered is that I didn't leave any fingerprints.
HMS_FordJack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
bcanders"Not the blow job I had in mind," thought Trevor.
Mothra24"Take that, stupid moon!"
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