And yet somehow there is still pee on the floor

It takes years to brew one can of Mountain Dew.

But that's not ALL there is to see in Baltimore...

And yet for some reason, no one cared to drink from the fountain of youth.

Goldfish Purgatory

Magneto's lesser known younger brother, Porcelaino, goes on a rampage.

"Urinal world of trouble, Mister!"

It's like 10,000 bowls when all you need is a sink.

It approached the city destroying all in its path. Ironically all who saw it coming shit their pants.

Ironically it's the one sculpture the birds don't shit on.

I'm sorry, I don't respond to toilet humor.

This is not the Royal Flush I had in mind...

No seats down - about a hundred dudes are sleeping on the fucking sofa tonight.

How in the hell do you miss?

Oh, honey, this reminds me, your mother called.