Years later, she finally got the courage to confront Rapey Dwarf.

That isn't Snow White. It's my brother, Jay. And if you know what's good for you, you'll tell him he's the fairest of them all.

Meanwhile, the little Mermaid had planned an all-out assualt on BP.

"...the wicked witch pulls a knife, you pull a gun. She sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of hers to the morgue. That's the Disney way."

Snow White and the AK47 Dwarves.

You don't ever "Hi Ho" me again.

Not as subtle as a poisoned apple, but WAY more effective.

"Say hello to my eighth little friend!"

Shit, Disneyland has really heightened their security.

This is not what they expected when they allowed gays in the army.

Snow White and the Seven Ways to Die

This Christmas... Snow White... runs red.

The Dwarf Ultimatum

You won't like her when she's Grumpy.

Never bring a poison apple to a gunfight.