Craptions Classics January 08, 2011

I thought she looked a bit mousy too, but this is just mean.


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All your alternate accounts are no help to you now, are they?


Beheadings were a much longer process before the invention of the guillotine.

Thomas Calnan

After the fall of civilization, the game Mousetrap became a deadly, horrifying death sport.


True to their word, Arizona catches their first Mexican.


Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?


Let the punishment for stealing cheese fit the crime!!!


"No Jim, I swear. There's a really small picture, but you have to lok reallllllly close.... closer...." *SNAP* "Ohhh man! I got you good dude!.... Now sleep Jim. Sleep."


Alfred dawned his talking billboard costume once again. Today he would sure as hell pass out flyers with enthusiasm. But then e began to break out in a cold sweat. Memories of last time flooded into his brain....


Sure, you've built a better Gothtrap, but, sadly, they'll only build a better Goth.


Jigsaw's first kill at age 5.


Kids get your very own White Trash Mousetrap! -- And if you act now, a complementary trash can will be included! (White Trash sold separately)


Tryouts for the World's Strongest Man competitions are not as interesting as the main events.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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