I thought she looked a bit mousy too, but this is just mean.

He kilt her.

All your alternate accounts are no help to you now, are they?

Beheadings were a much longer process before the invention of the guillotine.

After the fall of civilization, the game Mousetrap became a deadly, horrifying death sport.

True to their word, Arizona catches their first Mexican.

Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?

Let the punishment for stealing cheese fit the crime!!!

"No Jim, I swear. There's a really small picture, but you have to lok reallllllly close.... closer...." *SNAP* "Ohhh man! I got you good dude!.... Now sleep Jim. Sleep."

Alfred dawned his talking billboard costume once again. Today he would sure as hell pass out flyers with enthusiasm. But then e began to break out in a cold sweat. Memories of last time flooded into his brain....

Sure, you've built a better Gothtrap, but, sadly, they'll only build a better Goth.

Jigsaw's first kill at age 5.

Kids get your very own White Trash Mousetrap! -- And if you act now, a complementary trash can will be included! (White Trash sold separately)

"Oh, Snap!"

Tryouts for the World's Strongest Man competitions are not as interesting as the main events.