Survival Journal Entry Day 12: "Had we only known we could have prepared. Our ammunition just....doesn't work. I fear I have but only minutes before they sense my out of season jacket-vest. The Flamboyant Zombie Apocalypse is among us...."
Survival Journal Entry Day 16: "I hear rumors of a survival enclave up in Montana. I feel like that's my safest bet. No gay has ever stepped foot in Montana, let alone a gay zombie. Let's just hope my radio stays intact.."