"Uh..Sorry New Jersey..We took a vote and well...we just can't take it anymore.."
DiscorocksAnd just like that, Todd's Boy Scout troop had become a nuclear power.
CavalierXGentlemen, we've done it. We've weaponized the dick joke.
bcandersWhen it didn't launch, no one wanted to admit it was due to Projectile Dysfunction.
SharktopusIn Israel, they would be "terrorists"...but in the South, they're Hobbyists.
Mr.ExcaliburApparently, the US Army has adopted corporate America's practice of Casual Fridays
bcandersI'm hungry - I'm just gonna press this big red button that says "lunch"
bcandersYour move, Wiley Coyote, your move.
Backinblack...and somewhere, Dick Cheney is touching himself.
jtkloveThat's a humdinger of a resignation letter, Bob
bcandersThe Small Penis Support Group on their weekly field-trip.
Mr.ExcaliburThe Alabama/Mississippi border war is escalating. The rest of the country looks forward to their mutual annihilation.
jtkloveThis is gonna be the best 4th of July ev--
CeveronThis explains all the dead birds in Arkansas.
jtkloveMost of General Awesome's BBQs ended in the destruction of a foreign country.
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