"Yes, you can still find vintage porn on the Internet, Jerry. Obviously you just made a typo. Relax."
Salt Lake City, Utah. Circa. 2009
We don't take kindly to flute players around these parts, mister.
Custer's Last Band.
Because fun is no laughing matter.
Needs more cowbell
"....AND THIS BEARD YOU CANNOT CHANGE!!"
It was the last time Ulysses was put in charge of Christmas presents for the whole family.
The faces of people who read my Craptions.
Apparently, back in the 1880s everybody played an instrument. And looked like a serial killer.
When your beard is THAT awesome, you don't need to have the biggest instrument.
The can't be lost, they're on instruments!
They just showed up here last March.