I like to kick back and relax after getting blown too.
I passed the time waiting for my flight at Heathrow Airport by blowing bubbles... I got really good at it.
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"The terrorist blew himself up in the terminal. There were no injuries."
When the Silver Surfer and the Invisible Woman fell in love, their offspring was completely useless.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop huffing helium."
Great. Now because of this one idiot, none of us can bring our 80 ft. clear human balloons onto flights.
Always travel light.
What's worse is the Invisible Bowel Movement.
I'm afraid his condition is terminal.
"Call the cops. We've got another floater."
This is what happened to people who drank too much Crystal Pepsi.
Much like the way sharks use algebra to catch sea lions, jellyfish use complex differential equations to design their camouflage as they lie in ambush to destroy humanity.
"Due to a complex algebraic anomaly, you have been selected to be searched... No sir. We swear it's not because you're 40 feet tall and transparent. That'd be racist..."
He's teleported here from the future to mock our antiquated transportation system. Prick.