this monument was built to honor the people who died building it

It's art until a hurricane or tornado; then it's shrapnel.

Sure Glass Man was a great superhero until villains found out that his one weakness was pretty fucking much anything

Well at least we know that when it breaks we have a giant dustpan to pick it all up.

Jenga: Crystal Silicon Death edition.

"In case of emergency, break glass"

If you can climb to the top, you win a free funeral.

And that was the LAST time Magneto drank Red Bull.

Every new version of Microsoft Windows is just built on top of the previous version.

We finally found out why tornadoes always tore screen doors off of trailers when the weather made...this.

The result of a pane stackingly boring day.

We told the Flash to stand still while we built his statue, but he just wouldn't listen

"Meth - It's a powerful drug!"

The Hiroshima Memorial tends to freak people out.

John was a window cleaner, and he had the same horrifying dream every night