Craptions Classics December 31, 2010

When you said Elton John got arrested for nailing some dude in public, this isn't what I had in mind.

DizzleDrizzle

Other Craptions

The gay mafia has ways of weeding out infiltrators.

jakflak

Wait, let me reposition my dick a minute--wait, let me--I SAID WAIT!!!

Zombiecross

“Yes Frank, you have to wear the pink boa, otherwise everyone will think this looks weird.”

Mario!!!

"It's a REALLY funny story on why I have tetanus..."

Chris Berglund

Help, help, I'm being re-pressed!

savinator

"...And that's why I was late to work."

Chris Berglund

Wait ,where'd you say you say you went to medical school again?

s7twoseven

This sandwich has everything - greens, meat and lots of iron.

Heythatrhymes

It's a good thing they're steadying him or else this might be...you know...unsafe.

jakflak

Wait a minute- there's a problem with their gay test. Justin Bieber is the bait.

Djhega

“Why? Because if I was to get these piercings done individually in a shop, it would take months and cost a small fortune.”

Mario!!!

Hans, the newly elected King of the German Fetish Fair, steps up onto the platform to give his acceptance speech.

satanity

If these are JustIn Bieber's parents, I may owe that kid an apology.

JasonF

Punk rock isn't just dead; turns out it died horribly.

Abaddonalpha
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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