When you said Elton John got arrested for nailing some dude in public, this isn't what I had in mind.
The gay mafia has ways of weeding out infiltrators.
Wait, let me reposition my dick a minute--wait, let me--I SAID WAIT!!!
â€œYes Frank, you have to wear the pink boa, otherwise everyone will think this looks weird.â€
"It's a REALLY funny story on why I have tetanus..."
Help, help, I'm being re-pressed!
"...And that's why I was late to work."
Wait ,where'd you say you say you went to medical school again?
This sandwich has everything - greens, meat and lots of iron.
It's a good thing they're steadying him or else this might be...you know...unsafe.
Wait a minute- there's a problem with their gay test. Justin Bieber is the bait.
â€œWhy? Because if I was to get these piercings done individually in a shop, it would take months and cost a small fortune.â€
Hans, the newly elected King of the German Fetish Fair, steps up onto the platform to give his acceptance speech.
If these are JustIn Bieber's parents, I may owe that kid an apology.
Punk rock isn't just dead; turns out it died horribly.