Shouldn't he be using a brush, or is that redundant?

I see the Anti-Blowjob PSA campaign is off to great start.

Even in their art, the British have bad teeth.

This will really liven up the nursery

"Mr Gorbachev, floss that wall!!"

This isn't what al dente means. Christ, if you don't know Italian, why don't you just admit it?

"GODDAMMIT, Brad! That is NOT what I meant by nasty oral. I'm...I'm leaving you."

I wonder if he's using enamel paint.

"OK, so now all I have to do to finish my community service is to remove the gum stuck to the subway walls, like the judge said. Oh. Shit."

Dammit, Michael Vick defaced my canines.

Graffitteeth

Sure, it looks good now, but is the artist going to come back every night to floss?

Finishing touches on Mt. Rushmore were as accurate as humanly possible.

Faces of Meth: The Mural

Not pictured: Mick Jagger's lips.