It got awkward when Pestilence pointed out to Famine that they were standing under mistletoe.
Julius_GoatThe problem is, some people want things like murder, rape, and pillage for Christmas, and frankly, Santa does not do these things...but like with most other things, outsourcing is the solution.
Kamikaze Phoenix"You're fucked if you're on my naughty list."
Chris BerglundThis is Santa's step brother , Satan Claus
cristianedward"Santa's "Naughty List" was accidentally sent to the Grim Reaper instead."
DiscorocksDeck the skulls with boughs of horror, Val hal la val hal la la la la
bubblebrainNo, really, it's great. Just what I wanted...
savinator"Look at this. You see this? Some kid just gave me candy. No one is afraid of us anymore. I told you these stupid costumes were a bad idea. Let's just forget about being Santas and go back to killing people..."
Kamikaze PhoenixFrank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Afterlife" wasn't released.
Chris BerglundSomewhere, the new Bill and Ted sequel lost its focus.
Sharktopus"...and that's the last time those goddamn Elves ever tried to go on strike."
DiscorocksEven in Hell they celebrate christmas!
cristianedwardLet me explain to you how VooDoo dolls work. You see, when I push up on the doll's butt with my thumb like this, horns pop out of your head. Cool, huh? Want to see what else it can do?
87gn"Yeah, I get it a lot too. Why can't a man just wear a little color?"
Sharktopus