No, no honey, I'm not shopping, it's a caption contest, see? Why are you crying?

Say what you will about the packaging, it's still the best damned bag of potato chips I've ever had.

Does this come in a blue dress? I don't want to look too gay.

Note to China: See what discouraging female offspring gets you?

It was supposed to be a Mina Harker doll from Dracula, but the Japanese misunderstood the term "Transylvania".

There's something fishy here...no way is she a natural blonde.

Babes in Thailand

"...penis sold separately."

What? No strap to secure you junk to you buttcrack? What a ripoff!!!

When I grow up, I wanna be a bearded construction worker, just like mommy.

I wish this had stayed lost in translation.

North Korea begins its undercover infiltration.

Don't forget a strapless bra. Otherwise you'll just look rediculous.

"If it wasn't for the "Adam's Apple", we'd have never caught him..."

Terrorists have learned how to pass through TSA security without getting a pat down inspection.