No, no honey, I'm not shopping, it's a caption contest, see? Why are you crying?
CeveronSay what you will about the packaging, it's still the best damned bag of potato chips I've ever had.
AbaddonalphaDoes this come in a blue dress? I don't want to look too gay.
dpollokNote to China: See what discouraging female offspring gets you?
dpollokIt was supposed to be a Mina Harker doll from Dracula, but the Japanese misunderstood the term "Transylvania".
DlifeofRileyThere's something fishy here...no way is she a natural blonde.
John DonegalBabes in Thailand
Chris Berglund"...penis sold separately."
DiscorocksWhat? No strap to secure you junk to you buttcrack? What a ripoff!!!
dpollokWhen I grow up, I wanna be a bearded construction worker, just like mommy.
danacondaI wish this had stayed lost in translation.
Mario!!!North Korea begins its undercover infiltration.
ThePoopDon't forget a strapless bra. Otherwise you'll just look rediculous.
Ceveron"If it wasn't for the "Adam's Apple", we'd have never caught him..."
DiscorocksTerrorists have learned how to pass through TSA security without getting a pat down inspection.
AssHolyroller