Santa would find himself on the FBI's naughty list this year
metsfanAt the North Pole, no one can hear you scream.
Fkelleghan"This is the worst Hannukah ever."
Chris BerglundRob Zombie remakes The Santa Clause
bcandersFrom the upcoming ABC/Hallmark Special: Daddy was Killed in a Coal Mining Accident, but Mommy is a Taxidermist and Christmas is Saved!
jtkloveOur father would often wear Santa's dead face skin around the holidays.
williwanPLEASE INSERT DISC TO RECEIVE APPROPRIATE COMPENSATION...HO..HO..BZZT..HO....
SharktopusDay 217 of captivity: It is now August, the cookies and milk have run out and the children feed me reindeer.
Abaddonalpha"Here you go, children, it's what I've given you every Christmas. Nightmares!"
VersusAnd like that, all the magic was gone
metsfanUnfortunately, the children mistook the Soul Collector for Santa.
HMS_Ford"It rubs the peppermint on its skin, or else it gets the coal again."
dpollok"Eva, you're on the naughty list this year, but so am I."
VersusWhat part of "you better watch out" did you little morons not understand?
savinatorClaire was unaware that Santa's coughing heralded a contagious tubercular epidemic. Ignorance that would later cost lives.
Fkelleghan