In an ironic twist of fate, the twinkle bus was ticketed for having both headlights out.

What are the odds that the Twinkle Bus would broadside the Twinkle Bike? Crazy.

Ma'am. Can you describe the vehicle that hit you?

... or, we could feed the homeless. I'd like to call to a vote which motion the city will implement to convey the Christmas Spirit.

Your move, Kwanzaa.

Robots in disguise, MY ASS.

Well, pedestrians can't claim they didn't see it coming.

Next on Pimp-My-Public-Transport-System

I wish Jerry would stop driving that god damn bus around in the middle of July.

What do you mean I'm distracting other drivers?

Some say that Ken Kesey is still out there somewhere, riding the lonesome highway . . .

OK, cops, let me get this straight. THIS bus exists, and you're searching Willy Nelson's bus for drugs?

"I'll wait for the next one, thanks."

I see Batman's sidekick, Robin, finally got a ride of his own.

The Twinkle Bus - It goes both ways