You can't get rid of herpes. I've tried.

Is that what a female orgasm looks like? I've never seen one before.

Dear mom and dad. Dropped out of college. Had to pursue my dream...

Still not as painful as waxing.

Gentlemen, she has achieved clitoral supernova.

Hey, doctor, it burns when I do this.

You call that a vibrator? This is a vibrator...

You idiot... I said angle grind the VOLVO!!!

We get a lot of static electricity from out carpet, too.

The Flash impregnates yet another woman.

Is someone grilling tuna?

Snatch Crackle Pop

Silly woman. That's not how you fix a car.

She found her GE spot.

So ... is ... is this a tipping situation?