It is literally impossible for white people to have child services take away their children.
ZombiecrossThen Chris Hansen stepped out, and the gator knew he was going to prison for a loooong time.
parkerbrother"See ya later Alligator!...After while Pedophile!!!"
DiscorocksA young Paris Hilton meets her future shoes and handbag collection.
AssHolyrollerMom suggested taking karate to discourage bullies. Dad had a different plan.
Hasselhoff"Now pumpkin, you have to eat the WHOLE heart to gain its power."
SharktopusIf she was truly a little lady, she'd ride sidesaddle.
DlifeofRiley"Mommy, this ride is lame. I liked the Tiger better."
hadleydb"...and I will name him George and I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and OOOOOW! BAD GEORGE!"
jtkloveIn Cajun country, this is referred to as "Playing with your food".
DlifeofRileyCan you spot 14 things wrong with this picture? If you can't the FBI wants to talk with you.
Julius_Goat"Give. Me. Back. Mr. Fluffy you scaly bastard you!!"
DaleSamsLittle Tiffany lasted longer than any of the other children that day at 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
phillerspace"Yeah..... Well what did YOU get for Christmas?"
Chris Berglund"Daddy! I keep putting quarters in, but it still doesn't move!"
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