The Salvation Army shows they are not to be fucked with.

In the lost Epilogue to "Lord of the Flies" the children have to be put down after they fail to readjust to society.

Another village successfully "liberated."

That was the last time Eminem directed his daughter's school play.

"I tell you it doesn't add up, not unless there was another shooter over on the grassy knoll."

You'll come for the battle, but you'll stay for St. Agnes' cookies.

I wish that someday they would re-enact the oldest profession, rather than the second oldest.

Final score: British Imperialism 10, Icelandic Aboriginals 0

the bakery decided that a "Closed. Please call again" sign was soooo passe

Fine! I'll do the dishes tonight! God, why does everything have to be such a big production to you?!

"Well, after this the Germans ought to be real pushovers!"

Loincloths are not the best body armor.

Warning: Santa is sick of your shit

Holy Crap! St Agnes closes at 4:30?!?

Don't musket me, bro!!