Frankly, he looked better in the Pooh Suit....

Alright Cracked, YOU explain to my dad why I was looking at this picture.

If Danny DeVito and Jabba the Hutt had a baby, that baby would grow up to be disgusted by this man.

That money is way safer than it'd be in a bank. Nobody's gonna touch that.

Ralph had a nasty reputation of making the homeless "work for it"

When the Fed can't stimulate the economy, we turn to the Over-Fed.

Pastor Gilbert didn't really believe in the "traditional" collection plate.

The announcer at the Asian Girl strip club had the largest breasts in the entire joint.

Alexander Hamilton and Abraham Lincoln are not pleased.

Hmm. Maybe it's a GOOD thing that rock stars have a short life span.

Tequila often makes people puke, but sometimes it is indirectly.

After Jason Alexander finished, the comedy club asked for Michael Richards back.

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Karl Rove has a new gig.

No one really knows what goes on in Glen Beck's basement...