The real-life Christopher Robin did not grow up to be a well-adjusted man.

In the Hundred Acre Wood no one can hear you scream.

The ugly face of honey addiction.

This man still lives with his parents. They're in the freezer.

"It rubs the Hunny on it's skin!!"

Sometimes you leave your childhood behind. Sometimes you skin it and wear it to prom.

Among Poohs, there are Winnies and Losies.

No matter how much I beg, my father ALWAYS shows up for my school's career day

First lesson in "How to spot a pedophile 101" was pretty rudimentary.

Not the bear I wanted to build.

Nobody puts Piglet in the corner....NOBODY!!!!

"Oh, so all of a sudden I can't be your son's godfather anymore?"

Pshh. Whatever. Eeyore was Emo before Emo was cool.

Probably would have taken off the wedding ring for this picture.

Attend the tale of Sweeney Pooh.