Your move, Christianity.

The Last Catbender.

Puss n' Buddhist

Ascension: I achievez it.

I want tuna. I want liver. Mao Mix, Mao Mix....please deliver.

"This is the worst telescope ever."

Yes, they're all neutered, and we're even thinking about getting the cats fixed too.

I'm in ur templz, achving nlightnmnt.

Yeah, I gave up on the Buddhist thing a while back. Cat training - now THAT'S how you score with chicks

While the other monks were meditating, Joe was chasing pussy.

Sim believed that true fasting required constant temptation.

Why? Because I can't bend fucking spoons. That's why.

Free Tabbet!!!

Buddhists - reincarnation; Cats - 9 lives; Coincidence?

Some monks can navigate the astral plains...others...do this.